I'll maintain the relationship. When we get married, i'll sit in a chair, watch american football and ask him to get me beers from the fridge.
What if completely stupid and paranoid ideas were the more likely things to happen?
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I'll maintain the relationship. When we get married, i'll sit in a chair, watch american football and ask him to get me beers from the fridge.
What if completely stupid and paranoid ideas were the more likely things to happen?
Wait, aren't they?
I would know soon enough, then experiment a new level of anger I never knew before, puke, then beat him up, then beat him some more, then tell the fucker to never ever talk to, look at, or be near me.
<font color="#101010" size="1">[ April 16, 2004 03:03 PM: Message edited by: -Wiseman- ]</font>
I'd break up with he... him.
u forgot to say that you would beat him right before he left some more... yea that would catch his weird perverted nasty loser ass by surprise lmao
anyways...
what if you couldnt stop spontaniously J/O even in public places? (ROFL)
I can't
j/k
I'd go somewhere private. But I'm not a chronic masturbater.
What if you got arrested? Would you turn to men for sexual favours?
I'd rather die
I'd pay my way out of prison somehow. And not by sexual favors.
What if Jimmy Page wasn't one of the greatest guitarists evar?
someone else would be lol
what if windows never crashed, and never had illegal operations?